Last night I launched my new book The Dressing Table, and it was a dream come true. I've been fantasizing about just such an occasion since I was about 12; Where would my book launch be? Who would come? What would I wear? What would they wear? What would I say? What would we drink? Would there be balloons? (Surely!) Very soon I will post pics, but in the meantime: this is a cute mini extract from the book that ran in The Examiner alongside a story about the Queen's visit. How to be posh! On the cheap! Funny.