Well me hearties, how are we all feeling now that The Bible has decreed we no longer have to hobble around (or should that read: fall over) in extremely silly giant platforms that make us look like baby giraffes? As dandy as Oz the GREAT AND POWERFUL? That's what I like to hear!
Who's read my new tale of low-down flat-out fabulousness in the March issue of VOGUE? Go on, you know you want to. And hello, how great does Lara Stone look?
I interviewed some of my very favourite stylish types including Jane Jasper, Susie Stenmark and, wait for it, Ines de la Fressange.
"Have I got cotton wool stuffed in my ears?" I hear you say. "Could I have heard that right?"
NO and YES.
Now go, walk low.
|Ines, the Amaze flat-hunting (pic The Selby)|
|Lands End boutique's Jane Jasper, a fabulous flats girl if ever I saw on (pic: The Australian)|